Plus, Alynna is defensively weak, she needs someone that can protect her, not a seventy-pound mage. But if it IS, this is only gonna cause problems for all of us. Shinon: What if it turns out you're right? Zihark: You weren't looking for that, though, were you? You just wanted to change your appearance rating - which, by the way, sounds like something Kal would do. Shinon: I would have noticed if 'Kalethai' was written in my file as my master. You got into the pawn guild files once, you think you could do it again? Someone screwed up and we got switched at birth. Zihark: Something you could easily have done yourself. Shinon: And you just said Kal made you to be a goods cart. Shinon: Are you suggesting that I swapped our names on our forms? Because how was I supposed to know which one was the good sister? You're more like Kalethai than I am, and I'm more like Alynna than you are. I think you were supposed to be assigned to Kalethai, and I was supposed to be with Alynna. Zihark: I always thought someone screwed up our files in the rift.

Shinon: Dunno, all I know is you pulled the short straw. Zihark: How can they be so different? They're sisters! Well, once with fish, back when she was trying to woo Barnaby. Zihark: When she insists on buying a whole store's worth of giant hammers, yeah, it does. Kal used to say she wanted me to have loads of upper body strength so I could carry all her stuff. Five of which is that giant backscratcher you're always lugging around. I just don't feel the need to walk around shirtless all the time. Zihark: I heard you were only a four on the ab slider. *indicates self* Better'n yours, at any rate. Shinon: Comes in a pretty sweet case too. Zihark: You're trying to get my mind off. Shinon: SOMEONE should have noticed that pile was already being looted and should not have bent down to do so. Zihark: SOMEONE jabbed me in the eye with one of the wings on his circlet. Shinon: Sometimes it sounds like you've got a brain somewhere in there, under that improbably-colored hair and that idiotic eyepatch. Zihark: You actually sound like you've got a soul somewhere in there, under all that oil and spray tan. I tried to be both, ended up being neither. I wanted to be a guardian and a scather at the same time - to protect her and slay anything that wished her harm. Zihark: You sound like you're speaking from experience. If you dwell on it, you won't be able to concentrate on anything else. Zihark: Doesn't that scare you? Losing what makes you *you*? Makes you sick, doesn't it? I mean, I don't have the best relationship with mine, but if I lost her, I don't know what I'd do. Someone offed their arisen, they went mad. It's hard to imagine what they've been through. Zihark: These pawns were once like us, Shinon.

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